A Fine example of what happens when a game company takes something spectacular and throws out all the good parts when they see opportunity for profit. If i wanted that I would spend money on one of the 30 new Assassins Creed games. I am saddend.
911: 911, please state the nature of your emergency.
Civilian: Hi, um, call me crazy, but theres a man with a bat, sitting in a rocket powered garbage can, with what i think are 2 hostege women and a man inside.
911: What is your location?
Civilian: the Hawiian islands, and he just crash landed killing himself and the two girls!
911: Oh sir, its fine, that man is just trying to unlock a gold shopping cart, he's been there for days.
Civilian: but he just died with two girls!!
911:sir its alirght, he'll just respawn his life, and buy more women, no need to worry.