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Don't Escape

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Oct. 10, 2015

Rating: 6

I know the exact purpose of every item in my inventory. I've clicked on every single thing. The candle, pot, broom, gun, and antlers all do nothing. I have 2 ingredients for the potion. I chain myself up, rope myself up - somehow - and I've done every single thing. There isn't a thing in this game I haven't done. Whatever's left of the potion is nowhere to be found. I've clicked on everything more times than I throw punches in a street fighter match. Still can't complete it. This is the part where I give up and hope someone tells me the answer so I can shoot myself knowing precisely how retarded I am.

Tough Love Machine

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Aug. 04, 2015

Rating: 1

tfw no gf

Swyrved

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Aug. 03, 2015

Rating: 3

This was shit on shit, but so are a lot of games made by inexperienced people.

The Last Door - Chapter 3: The Four Witnesses

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Jul. 10, 2015

Rating: 1

I followed the mysterious man into the fog. He went 1 screen further into the fog. The game allowed me to follow him, thus making progress into the fog. I accidentally clicked on something I shouldn't have, which kicked me back outside the fog. Now the man is gone and I can't follow him back into the fog. I can't even get to the screen I accidentally lost him on. Did I bork it up and end the game? Is the game over? There's other things I can attempt to do, but I've been trying to do those since the beginning of the game. Like finding a container for water.

Party Hard

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Jun. 14, 2015

Rating: 5

I think this game has a lot of potential. There's not enough games with this concept. Stealth serial killing. Also, saw a cop bust the wrong guy...who was nowhere near the body. I giggled.

Mu Complex : Episode One

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Jun. 11, 2015

Rating: 2

I'm trying to figure out what the screen says after you beat the game. First, I need to figure out what language it's in. Looks like some ancient northern european language. I tried looking at the runic alphabet, but that was no help.

Mu Complex : Episode One

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Jun. 11, 2015

Rating: 1

That newspaper puzzle on level 3 was DIRTY. DIRTY. Lemme save at least one person a WHOLE LOT of trouble by saying the answer to that puzzle is not in game. The puzzle references real life - which is really clever, but still shady.

Evolution

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Jun. 03, 2015

Rating: -3

Can't but notice the music is just a piano cover of Numb by Linkin Park. This is less fitting than any of the music in Kill Bill. This sets a record for most unfitting music.

Ninja Assault

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Jun. 02, 2015

Rating: 6

This game has a lot of potential. In its current state, it plays like an early access build disguised as an arcade game. I'd like to see another game like this. 3/5

Cardinal Quest 2

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Mar. 08, 2015

Rating: -14

>turn based game >framerate's worse than crysis The Magical Adventures of Baron Von Icanteleport

Cardinal Quest 2

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Mar. 08, 2015

Rating: -5

Guys. Attack scavengers. Do it. You can trust me. Good will come of it.

Cardinal Quest 2

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Nov. 30, 2014

Rating: 2

This is one of the best games on Kongregate. 10/10. Up there with the Epic Battle Fantasy and Kingdom Rush games. There's only 3 acts, but a lot of thought was clearly put into each one. The bosses are very well designed and the challenge is staggering. This is a game that I will be playing to completion. I also have the mobile version. Thank you for making this, are you working on anything else or just laying back now?

Soccer Physics

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Jul. 26, 2014

Rating: -1

You win when you don't hit buttons. Even then you can get effed if pushing buttons is the only means of progression. At least QWOP and Surgeon Simulator rewarded people who can get around the stupid controls and physics. This game just chooses for you whether or not you can win.

Friendly Fire: Blood and Gore

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Jul. 21, 2014

Rating: -3

Good game, until everything is an achievement, every hit is a crit, and every kill puts steak on your screen. There's an option to turn ONE of those things off. Seeing the screen is a goddamn luxury in this game. 3/5 I recommend.

ClueSweeper

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Jun. 15, 2014

Rating: 2

This clue indicates that the killer is NOT a sociopathic psycopath. WHAT ON EARTH WAS THE CLUE? WHAT CLUE DO YOU FIND THAT MAKES YOU CONCLUDE THAT HE ISN'T THE MOST RANDOM THING? This game is weird.

The Last Door - Chapter 1: The Letter

Play The Last Door - Chapter 1: The Letter

Jun. 15, 2014

Rating: 4

So I started this right after finishing the prologue, and now I'm confused. Prologue: Go from Train to House wearing Coat. Something something lantern, something something dark ass room, prologue over. Chapter 1: REWIND TO TRAIN, go to house wearing coat like the prologue never happened, events in house happen differently. Is the prologue just not cannon?

Kingdom Rush Frontiers

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May. 31, 2014

Rating: 1

I used to not have much respect for tower defense, but this one in particular is far from your run-of-the-mill, sit-and-wait. 4/5. One of my favorite flash games of all time.

Deadly Danger Dungeon

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May. 26, 2014

Rating: 4

I would love to see the math behind how many possible games there are. After all, you just roll a die. Also, you roll and die. HURR SO FUNNY

Sands of the Coliseum

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May. 26, 2014

Rating: 3

Bug or Feature: 4 gladiators, put one in middle-back position, one in middle-front position teleports to school with no explanation whatsoever. If it is a feature, I don't like it. 6v6 fights would be really cool. After all, there are five skill trees. I simply wanted party variety. On top of all that, what on earth is the point of a back row if you can't put someone in front of him? It simply makes no logical sense. I'm asking nicely to get it fixed/changed, or at the very least explained. Thank you kindly.

Dwarven Miner

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Feb. 26, 2014

Rating: 1

I hit a game wall to the left, but walking right for a really long time gets me nowhere. It's simply too easy to get lost in this game, so a minimap and clear boundaries that go downward forever would be nice.

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