Love the game! I feel like Woohoo Juice should at least slightly speed up the Angel and Reaper, though. And I agree with mothwentbad, having someone to hire to other jobs would be very helpful.
Not bad for a first game! Could use some work, though... The clouds are completely opaque and in the foreground, so it's hard to tell where the last platform in lvl 2 starts, for example. But otherwise, keep up the good work!
Could use a full reset progress button; I haven't touched the game in over a year and would like to fully start anew, but there's no way of doing that without levelling up.
To everyone confused: The numbers for the phone are in the order based on the shapes of the tables that the computers are on. For the one on the square computer, pull down the projector screen by looking up in the second room and using the hook.
I found someone at around 20 who was a blabbermouth, a great cook, and looked quite like my Dream Guy. I hit a skull just before 30 years with him, and immediately ran into my Dream Guy once I stopped crying. I was 49.
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