This is a realy old post I made, and I'm bringing it back (plus extras :D):
Allow me to clear some things up for you guys, the controls are sluggish because this game is old (2007), but, HEY, you get a super secret ability that WILL help you on your quest (it's in level 1, near the end. all you have to do is turn away from the evil shooting mouse guarding the door, go up, and turn left. Go until you reach somthing that looks like a box, then jump into to it. You'll fall till you reach the bottom, no derp, then you'll see a weird stone. That stone will give you a super duper wall jumping ability. But there is a catch, you HAVE to make out of the pit ALIVE or else you will lose your stone and the ability you earned. You can always go back and try again if you die from the oil. :D), plus, the story line does need more talking. Also, game controls can also be sluggish because of: 1. your computer is laggy itself (trust me on this one, when i play stick war, the same thing happens. :P)
about badges... weelll... this game needs to use the kongregate api. thingy in-"order" (haha, get it?) to get badges. I know this sucks. :P hit + to inform all who do care about badges.
... First I shove my opponent deep int the guard rails in the 3rd track, he doesn't blow up. I go deep into the guard rails and I blow up, lose all speed, lose all kinetic boost, and sometimes even my chances of winning. :P the ultamate flaw. 3/5 just cause that, and the handling never REALY gets any better if you upgrade it.
HOW TO GET DISCO INFERNO: KILL an ENEMY while ON FIRE... pretty easy if you have an enemy with something that catches you on fire, rewards you +3cr. USE THIS OFTEN, IT WILL ADD UP!
ok, this game revolve around a few consepts: 1.) the western zodiac. 2.) rpg elements. 3.) using wise strategic desitions to challange the mind. 3.)... 3?! again?! I was making sure you're listening. 4.) the use of easily obtained objectects combined with scarce material to make equipables. 5.) a common element, the freeing of several evil beasts in an attempt to control all that the humans stand for: The UNIVERSE!!... or sometime just the world... :l... you get the point...
here is my tactics: 1.) Set up and reinforce the pilboxs. 2.)set up then reinforce the trenches and turrents. then 3.) after saving up alittle, get alot of reinforcments. >:D then i set back, control a car, and watch the enemy get OBLITERATED.
*ALL gold falls out of both cart, with the second cart flipped* me: NOOO!!!! *12 seconds later, at the miner's paycheck room* paycheck man: you brought back a cart, here is 90 dollars for doing THAT... me: :D
about the whole "2-block" moving thing: the dog is the fastest character in the game, making him harder to control, but fat kid is the slowest, maaking him easier to control (plus the dog's space key makes him bark! :D). all the characters move diagnaly, making them a little hrader to control, but making get-a-ways much easier, plus certain characters (more specificly the nerd and the dog) can fit through certain blocks in the game, allowing special paths to be followed by a character. P.S. use the dogs bark to stop enemies on the spot, making those pesty ladybugs (seriusly, how DID they get so big?) not be charging at an unsuspecting friend in their path. hope this helped remotly. :D
about the barrier problem, its YOUR problem, i let a small rocket hit my barrier so i can see what happens. You know what happens? nothing, my armor goes down alittle, thats it. i can just go back to shooting my AK47 like nothing ever happened. there, your "barrier" problem is just a bad internet or a questionable computer.
Often causes of LAG: 1.)too many moving bubble on the screen. 2.)graphics setting to high for your router/modem/computer. 3.)... your modem/router just simply SUCKS. there you go... 3 reasons.
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