This satisfies the orc whacking void that existed on Kongregate for too long. Unfortunately it's a little hard on my wrist, and I can't see myself being able to play for more than one round.
Just beat story mode, the boss is pretty fun. I meant to spend only about 30 minutes playing while I was compiling something but I ended up sitting down and beating the whole game :D
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I love the simple style of this game. It's a relaxed shooter with very polished looks. Nothing like swinging the old deagle around and popping some dude in the head while your back is toward them.
45,000 on hard. A few bugs in the game such as typos ("mabye") and enemies standing on top of each other so that you cant read their words can really mess you up.
If the counter-intuitivity of swinging the anchor waaay too early can be overcome, the game is REALLY cool.
Awesome art style and everything. Just hard to train your brain to swing so early.
Superb art style, but the gameplay is one of the oldest flash game rehashes. The art makes this one stand above most of the rest though. Very good for what it is.
Quite good! The angry penguin was funny, and in general the game felt smooth and polished.
The only issue was with the speed of movement compared to the power of the jump. This made some of the shorter jumps feel clunky or difficult when they didn't need to be. I think N has the run speed:jump power ratio a lot closer to perfect.
I like the game play, a lot.
But last night I had a dream that a demon pac-man tried to eat me while the same 4 synthesized drum beats pumped in the background for hours on end. Quite frankly I don't think I can play after that.
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