Great game! Would be cool if, after everything is purchased, there was some purpose for money yet, like maybe doubling the chance of potions for 200,000 or a super set of armor for a cool mil, something along those lines. 5/5
Anyone else think Flood Runner would be the perfect movie for Michael Bay to direct? Lots of special effects, doesn't really need a plot, just two hours of badass action.
Great game, just needs a map. Perhaps upon defeating the owl, the map could include the treasure chests, just like an indicator of how many are left in each area or so.
Entire world affected, five ships sail into Madagascar, no disease, Madagascar shuts down, kill rest of world out of vengeance. If you're going for the impossible badge, start in Madagascar or start over.
Ok, getting someone all excited about finding out what the warp core does at 100% and then finding out that no, it's 120% now is a giant middle finger.
Me: Finally!! You're dead, Atropos!!
Atropos: Except for my last bullets killed you and then we both exploded.
Me: But...but I still beat you...
Atropos: LOL doesn't matter!
Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Atropos: LOLZ you suck!
For those who don't want to get dicked over, even though they carefully plan use of potions, halfway through the endless dungeon damage doubles. So in the event you THINK you have enough energy to survive a move, you might not because the damage doubled, and then you have a monumental waste of time on your hands because you don't even get to keep the f*%&ing gold you earned.
@chilliman11 That's the point of this game, that's why it's called "Pretentious Game." It's a parody of the games from Up Your Own Ass productions. And to Keybol, brilliant game sir, I applaud you.
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