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New Star Soccer

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Mar. 29, 2012

Rating: 4

It seems my teammates blame me for their crappy kicking. Also, why are my fans and boss pissed at me for gambling? It's not like I hooked up with two strippers and went on a three day long party (largely because that's not an option.)

Vector Stunt

Play Vector Stunt

Feb. 24, 2012

Rating: 3

Pilot view makes me awesomely barfy! XD

You Shall Know The Truth

Play You Shall Know The Truth

Feb. 21, 2012

Rating: 4

I'd love to be able to replay it. Is there something in particular I have to do to do so?

I Can Hold My Breath Forever

Play I Can Hold My Breath Forever

Feb. 20, 2012

Rating: 2

why is this sad?

The Infinite Ocean

Play The Infinite Ocean

Feb. 19, 2012

Rating: 5

I understand the concept of why you don't reveal the plot, but I think you might do well to do so. Some might not get the whole story, and others of us would like to check to see how accurate our theories are. Maybe including the plot can be an option, a spoiler screen for example, so that those who don't want to check it don't have to, and those who would like to can.

Kingdom Rush

Play Kingdom Rush

Feb. 04, 2012

Rating: 7

Maybe have a sandbox mode for each level?

My Little Army

Play My Little Army

Jan. 17, 2012

Rating: 23

Awesome game! Selling would be nice, and maybe a suicide button for specific units so I can replace them? But still, incredible game.

Spectromancer: Gamer's Pack

Play Spectromancer: Gamer's Pack

Jan. 09, 2012

Rating: 6

So, and mind you I just started playing, this Celeste wants me to kill all the shard keepers and then bring the shards to her for "safe keeping?" Apparently she chose me because I'm a little slow, eh?

Aether

Play Aether

Jan. 05, 2012

Rating: 2

You know, I was once on a planet where the primary form of recreation was juggling geese. Baby geese, goslings, I swear.

Moby Dick - The Video Game

Play Moby Dick - The Video Game

Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 5

Can I say how hard it was to decide how to die after getting 500,000? Do I really give one of these puny humans a chance to kill Moby Dick? Is it better just to let them wonder what happened and fear? Ah, but in the end, the Great White Whale had to go out in battle.

Clarence's Big Chance

Play Clarence's Big Chance

May. 09, 2011

Rating: 17

Sooo...I couldn't get the best ending until I got enough money to buy the most expensive dinner. Literally changed nothing else...I think that speaks for itself...

Bot Arena 3

Play Bot Arena 3

Apr. 21, 2011

Rating: 0

IT'S THE ROOMBA FROM HELL!!

Elephant Quest

Play Elephant Quest

Apr. 17, 2011

Rating: 5

So unless I'm greatly in error, which is not only possible but probable, you can't get 100% leveled up, there doesn't seem to be enough point squares regardless of how many credits you have. Feel free to let me know if that's not the case, which I hope it isn't.

Morbid - Chapter 1

Play Morbid - Chapter 1

Apr. 13, 2011

Rating: 3

Wow, that has to be the least helpful walkthrough ever

GunBot

Play GunBot

Apr. 13, 2011

Rating: 2

ONCE YOU START READING THIS YOU HAVE TO KEEP READING! Once there was a gullible moron named FreedomFries who posted ridiculous jackassery in comment windows. No one knew for sure if he was actually that damn dumb or just desperate for attention. You have to post his sad, sad story on 15 comment boards or else you will die just like FreedomFries, a Dorito dust covered virgin in your mom's basement.

Hands of War 2

Play Hands of War 2

Apr. 12, 2011

Rating: 3

great game! I personally saw none of the adverse "buggy" effects others talked about, so I thought it was fantastic.

Aliens Kidnapped Betty

Play Aliens Kidnapped Betty

Feb. 25, 2011

Rating: 10

Its a fine concept, but its too damn hard to jump for some reason. In a game that consists of, um, JUMPING, that's a bug that needs to be fixed.

Flight

Play Flight

Feb. 03, 2011

Rating: 3

Wouldn't mind a space star counter so I can send in a report after not getting the badge.

Desktop Tower Defense 1.5

Play Desktop Tower Defense 1.5

Jan. 01, 2011

Rating: 0

The lag is a killer while juggling, the tower sells slow but the creeps move as they normally do, kind of a rip.

The Trader of Stories

Play The Trader of Stories

Oct. 11, 2010

Rating: -2

Had to rate low, game does not work, created the potion for raising the drowned and it never appeared.

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