Forget challenge mode. Want a challenge? After you sup up your semi truck, try carrying the first corpse you manage to hit aaaaaaall the way to the finish line. If you fail? Stop and try again. Then convince yourself that you might someday have a girlfriend. Two challenges, baby.
For the last level I decided to try something different. I flew around the circle counterclockwise, instead of clockwise. Other than that, the same exact tactics (flying in circles while holding the mouse button and the spacebar) did the job, as they did for the rest of this "game." Next time, add some variety, some challenge! And yeah, more than one song for that long of a game, please. And a decent ending, with some conclusion of the story. Oh, and a better story.
Know what? Next time gimme a call. I'll write the script. It will be suspiciously close to a TV show who's name rhymes with "Tar Strek," but you can't argue with success...
You know that thing where you devote more time to gameplay than you do to atmosphere? Or the thing where you spend more time developing atmosphere than you did at the gameplay? Well, you sucked at both. This game is unplayable. You tried to do all things at once, and managed none of them. Even the simple bits, the card bits? They didn't WORK. This is, in the simplest terms, a game in predevelopement. You get a 1 out of 5. Make it actually FUNCTION? We'll discuss 2. Perhaps. But first I should beat you about the face and neck for making the closest thing to red, "Mary Kay Pink." And then rape your family members. You know...for ambience.
Authorities today stumbled upon the smoldering corpse of a local boy, described by neighbors as, "An ardent stargazer," and, "A bit of a dreamer." Somehow thrown clear of the body in the apparent meteorite impact, investigators recovered a large bottle of hallucinogens. Full story at eleven.
So, the bumbling idiotic cops stalk you for miles, waiting for you to do something illegal, and then rear end you before a camera so that they can catch you speeding if you DON'T do something bad. Kinda reminds me of the cops in Atwater, CA...
You know, when making a racing game, one should be less concerned about making it look pretty, and more concerned about MAKING THE CONTROLS FREAKING WORK. Especially since it takes you three or four upgrades on "down force" to realize, "No, this isn't just a way of making you upgrade or something; the developer really just didn't bother making sure that the whole 'turning' thing was taken care of. Guess it wasn't important..." Either the turning doesn't respond AT ALL, or you tap it for a millisecond and spend the next three seconds turning right. Seriously. This thing got freaking BADGES?! 1/5
So, after all the work, you get the nuke, and it's useless; it's the ultimate weapon, incredibly destructive and elegant, but the moment you use it you lose the ga - oh...OH...so...it's like a political statement. Or a metaphor.
About my penis...
Ok, everyone - once you get ALL the items that need to be combined with each other, they will combine automatically! So, once you get your shirt, shoes, AND pants, they will go on by themselves!
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