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Four Second Frenzy

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Mar. 07, 2010

Rating: 0

I remember when this series first came out, and I still think the same thing. Some of these minigames are simply more complicated than others, even if you do know what you're doing when chances are you don't. The red ball to the white gradient one, for example, is very easy to pick up on and finish within four seconds. Compare this to the "drag the happies" minigame, and if you even take a half a second to figure out what the heck the control sequence is, there's no possible way you can finish it in time. There's just a subtle difference in difficulty such that the easy ones don't need four seconds and the harder ones need more than the alloted four.

Meat Boy

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Mar. 07, 2010

Rating: 0

Band-Aid Fetish Badge PLEASE KEEP THIS BAND-AID GUIDE ALIVE: Chapter one: the forest levels:3,5,7,9,12,14 chapter two:The factory levels:3,4,6,9,11,14 chapter three: hell lvls:1,2,7,9,12,15 expert challenges lvs:1,4,5,6,7,10

Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller)

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Mar. 07, 2010

Rating: 0

I liked it...But, if you could kill the enemies faster, it would be even better :p....But 5/5 game :P

Hardest Game in the World 4

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Feb. 28, 2010

Rating: 0

....What a wast of time, Just don't make it.....really.

Canabalt

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Feb. 27, 2010

Rating: 0

Actually I need to argue that the luck factor is slightly greater than negligable. Jumping a box to find the next 'roof' is a windowed hallway, and missing the window. Landing on a narrow roof with two boxes, right at the impact site, with a long jump from the previous roof, and a long jump to the next you can no longer achieve with lost speed. I would wish for some form of actual sense of progress. It's a fun game, but infinite play games tend to be more for highscore hunters.

Territory WAR Online

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Feb. 27, 2010

Rating: 0

WTF????? You can't even play online.....Failed game. 0/5.

Johnny Rocketfingers 2

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Feb. 26, 2010

Rating: 0

While the graphics, sound, and music for this game were good... I found it a little too difficult at parts. I mean, having a panel that he says is "screwed shut" and the screwdriver having no affect on it seems really weird to me. How does the quarter unscrew the panel? Good game and all, I just wish the items and where to use them was a little more logical; it's not as rewarding when you get through a game by using a walkthrough.

Johnny Rocketfingers 2

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Feb. 26, 2010

Rating: 0

Guys, the mother truckin achievement doesn't work.....

The Stupidest Quiz Ever

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Feb. 24, 2010

Rating: 0

......Ummm.......ummmmmm............

Yo' Mama Is So...

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Feb. 24, 2010

Rating: -1

I laughed, the illustrations where a nice touch. Let me give you some more to add :D "Your mama is SO STUPID she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side" "Your mama so broke, i stepped on a burnt out match and she said "YOU BROKE MY HEATER!"" "your mama is SO broke, i let a match and all the mice came out of the walls and sang "Clap your hands stop your feet thank the lord that we have heat!"" "Your moma is so stupid, when she went to McDonald's asked the cashier"you want frys with that?"" "Your mama is SO stupid she went to burger king and sat down for 5 hours, waiting for a waiter" Those are some right off the top of my head.... and no offense intended towards your mama XD

me and the key

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Feb. 21, 2010

Rating: 0

25 if freakin gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

ButtonHunt

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Feb. 20, 2010

Rating: 1

This seems like a first attempt at a game, or perhaps a, "Let's make an entertaining, fun game as simply as possible." So, for that, I give total props. The penguin and concept art cracked me up. I agree with phamen11 about the polish jokes being renamed. If you knew me in real life, you'd know I am not into politically correct things, but why not offend everyone instead of just one nationality ;) Suggestions for the next version: more, better, different and bigger. I'd play a sequel to this because it's fun, and fun is way better than arduous, frustrating, painful, want-to-stab-my-eyes-out-with-rusty-forks, and many other adjectives I use for games on here.

SHIFT 2

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Feb. 17, 2010

Rating: 0

How to defeat the title screen: First, click on the face at the top right corner of the title screen. Next, click on "settings" when it appears and click on "yes". Then, click on a button. Any button. After that, the "settings" button will be at the top of the title screen. When it is visible, move the cursor out of the game and move it right above the game. Roll over the "settings" button. Keep doing this until it stays there, then click on it. Finally, press a button a few times and click on the face again.

Blockies

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Feb. 17, 2010

Rating: 0

I agree with Draggy! Good game. :)

Cover Orange 2

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Feb. 16, 2010

Rating: 0

This game is Great!

Super Stacker 2

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Feb. 16, 2010

Rating: 0

@ MaDvOiD, Uggggg.... I've seen it done many ways, search for the walk through on Youtube. :p

Ps3 vs Xbox 360

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Feb. 14, 2010

Rating: 1

.......wow?????

Super Stacker 2

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Feb. 13, 2010

Rating: -1

lol cat................... And, Den, no, they don't always take off the vids that are stolen.

Super Stacker 2

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Feb. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

That probably isn't you....

Super Stacker 2

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Feb. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

Dude, Denferok, shut up, you don't even have the impossible badge.

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