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Shadowland Online	Nov. 24, 2011 Rating: 8 After a heart-wrenching defeat, your army finds refuge in your city. You wait tediously for your army to regroup, so you can once again launch an attack upon those evil swine. The moment finally arrives, and you hit them with everything you have...only to fail miserably once again...and lose everything you have...once again.
Epic Combo!	Jul. 23, 2011 Rating: 1 If there is a hell...let's just say that I've made my reservation.
Epic Combo!	Jul. 23, 2011 Rating: 5 You know you've got a serious combo going when you can go to the bathroom, make a turkey melt, and finish your algebra homework as you're killing turtles...
Penguin Overlords	Jul. 23, 2011 Rating: 1 It's just beyond painful when you've been on a level for a few minutes, and just one obstacle stands between your dying penguin and the final enemy.
Whack Your Boss!	Jul. 07, 2011 Rating: 2 We're merging with a bigger company. There's gonna be one flavor ice cream, one brand of coffee, one car. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Don't Fall	Jul. 07, 2011 Rating: 1 I fell.
Hit The Jackpot 2	Jul. 07, 2011 Rating: 7 On the first round knocked my arrow, took aim, fired, and broke my computer screen.
Don't Shoot The Puppy!	Jul. 07, 2011 Rating: 1 Just saying, this is the hardest game I've ever played. It most definitely outmatches the impossible game.
Don't Shoot The Puppy!	Jul. 07, 2011 Rating: 1 I found it easier to let the puppy go on level five.
Mutilate-a-doll	Jul. 04, 2011 Rating: 3 You know things are bad when your lightsaber can't even cut through a rag doll...although I have to admit it makes for a fairly useful blunt weapon.
Ultimate Assassin 3	Jun. 26, 2011 Rating: 0 Guard: 'it was a suicide'. I swear I fired off a couple rounds and he ran straight into them. 'it wasn't my fault', really.
Ultimate Assassin 3	Jun. 25, 2011 Rating: 5 And for the people who think you should be able to kill guards, there's a reason they say "we kill assassins".
Ultimate Assassin 3	Jun. 25, 2011 Rating: 20 Guard: We have a situation...we're not getting our next paycheck.