"Burrito Bison has rampaged, killed hundreds, stolen their money, and knocked out giant champion into a daze. Instead of putting him in jail and executing him, let's just put him back in the ring he uses to launch his continued escape attempts against someone who never fought back BEFORE he became catatonic from repeated concussions, and let him use his stolen blood money to buy things that'll let him escape easier!!!" The Candyland Police Force.
ok, the only walkthru of this game is a video walkthru. This is BULLSHIT! Why? Because the walkthru-maker moves at their pace, and for first-time players, that's like 5 times YOUR pace. Text walkthrus let you move at your own pace and don't rush you to try to keep up.
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I took it as a compliment ;)