deli_conker's Comments

Game comments and reviews

Medieval Chronicles 8

Jul. 21, 2021

7

Another one of *these* games. Still not as painful as Papa Louie week.

The Man Who Can't Jump

Feb. 11, 2021

16

Came for the badge. Stayed for the music!

Champions Of Chaos 2

Dec. 14, 2020

5

That "Tiger King Slayer" attack has a whole new different meaning now doesn't it.

Earn to Die 2012

Jun. 24, 2020

2

Who is stacking up all these crates in the desert?

The Last Canopy

Mar. 20, 2020

7

It's kind of funny reading all these angry comments about a 12 year old game. Get a grip, guys; flash games have changed a lot since back then. Bring on the angry downvotes!

Turbo Golf

Mar. 16, 2020

11

The rage quit is strong with this one.

Aliens Kidnapped Betty

Feb. 24, 2020

2

Very, very frustrating due to poor input detection. The wait time after each jump kills the fun.

p.i.g

Jan. 20, 2020

3

Published in 2011 explains a lot. Will be passing on this badge.

Pawnbarian

Jan. 02, 2020

3

The computer has a much better advancement track than the player. Seems to be unbalanced because of this.

A Bonte Christmas

Dec. 19, 2019

2

Bonte Games + Factory Balls = Bonte Balls?

A Pirate and his Crates

Nov. 26, 2019

4

Wow. Some serious alternative physics in this one. Not too hard to beat when you suspend belief in objects not behaving the way they would in the real world.

Encaged

Nov. 26, 2019

5

Solid puzzle plat former. Kind of short though. Only real gripe is that jumping feels "delayed" at times. so you have to jump before it visually looks like you have to.

-1

Cursed Treasure 2 comes out on Kong. There goes my productivity for the next few days...

Canabalt

Nov. 04, 2019

4

I really want to like this, but it feels like too much of an RNG chooses how well I get to do when I play it.

They Took Our Candy

Oct. 31, 2019

1

Pretty sure candy corn should be negative points.

Papa's Cupcakeria

Oct. 03, 2019

123

I love the disappointed look on their faces when I hand them two, under-filled, completely uncooked, barely iced cupcakes. BTW, it takes five days to get through twenty customers.

Tarnation

Sep. 27, 2019

12

Flawlessly beat level 1. Skill = 0%. This is going to be a BotD pass for me.

I really want to like this game, but the pixel perfect requirements kill the fun factor.

Destination Kepler

Jul. 13, 2019

10

Next destination is Uranus. Yes, I am a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

1

I really want to like this game, but there is a glitch I keep encountering where if I simultaneously jump and move in a direction, there is about a 1 in 5 chance that it still thinks I am pressing right/left. Completely kills the fun factor when you get to the top of the board only to have to climb all the way back due to a controls glitch. 3/5 because I like the game, 5/5 if this gets fixed.