Thug: Hey, nice shop. I'd say you better invest in some insurance to make sure it stays nice.
Me: Is this a threat?
Thug: Duh.
Me: Oh, well, come back later.
Thug: Oh, all right. I guess I could wait.
*48 days later.*
Thug: Hey, nice shop-
Me: Tomarrow, I promise.
Thug: x.x *Leaves.*
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