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Loved

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Jun. 18, 2010

Rating: -38

Less of a game, more author's masturbation.

Cover Orange 2

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Mar. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

Regenesus needs a sense of humour transplant.

ImmorTall

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Mar. 06, 2010

Rating: 0

Kongregate really need to stop giving badges to whoever pays them the most.

Sushi Cat

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Mar. 06, 2010

Rating: 0

How come careful breeding can make hideous hairless cats that scare children but can't make me an amorphous blobcat that squeaks?

Death Penalty

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Mar. 03, 2010

Rating: 1

Never bad to see a dead steward.

Infectonator : World Dominator

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Feb. 28, 2010

Rating: 0

Christ getting these badges becomes a chore.

Starmageddon

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Feb. 23, 2010

Rating: 0

I do wish every bloody twelve year old would stop whining their tubby little arses off about how this is a rip off of Pixelvader as if Pixelvader wasn't a ripoff of EVERY TOP DOWN SHOOTER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A TOP DOWN SHOOTER BY DEFINITION IS.

MegaDrill

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Feb. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

Wait, you can dig up? derp derp derp

1066

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Feb. 07, 2010

Rating: 0

You're both full of shit, it needs the Kong badge code written into the script.

Mechanical Commando 2

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Feb. 05, 2010

Rating: 0

Surprisingly fun, especially since the first one bored me to tears. I'm a sucker for customisation.

Rage 3

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Feb. 03, 2010

Rating: 0

This flag has been admined for comment review. wat

Dream World

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Feb. 03, 2010

Rating: 0

Who the hell keeps posting shitty threads about this on /b/?

1066

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Jan. 31, 2010

Rating: 0

This game was essentially a tie-in to a British series, oddly enough broadcast on Channel Four. As such a sequel is unlikely, but still... Waterloo would be pretty badass.

1066

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Jan. 30, 2010

Rating: 0

GODDAMMIT WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THEY SHOULD ADD UNITS THAT WEREN'T EVEN USED IN ANGLO-SAXON ENGLAND TREBUCHET PHALANXES ALL BULLSHIT THIS ISN'T FRANK MILLER'S 1066 THIS IS HISTORICAL SHIT. I AM DEEPLY IRRITATED BY ALL THIS.

Bowmaster Prelude

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Jan. 29, 2010

Rating: 0

Older than dirt.

1066

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Jan. 29, 2010

Rating: 0

When everyone complains about morale, what nobody seems to remember is that the troops can't see the full scope of the battlefield like you can. All they know is how many of their friends they see horribly slaughtered.

1066

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Jan. 28, 2010

Rating: 0

@DevilAmada: Stock sound effects: I seem to remember hearing most of them in Total Annihalation Kingdoms.

1066

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Jan. 28, 2010

Rating: 0

@twig1919: Waterloo. Once the Imperial Guard retreated a French force that still outnumbered the combined British/Prussian forces turned tail and ran. Lrn2history.

1066

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Jan. 28, 2010

Rating: 0

All I ever hear is bitch bitch bitch. If you keep losing, you suck at this game. If you keep lagging, you suck at buying a decent computer. That's just how it is.

1066

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Jan. 28, 2010

Rating: 0

This comment section is so full of people failing at history. Trebuchet were siege weapons, and pretty much useless against troops. Age of Empires II LIED to you.

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