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1066
Jan. 28, 2010
Rating: 0
@nick73753: They're French, what did you expect?
SHIT YEAH ENGLISH HISTORY
The Last Stand 2
Jan. 25, 2010
Rating: -1
@ JusticeKnight You should probably aim away from your keyboard when you jack off.
Elona Shooter
This game is so kawaii I want to puke.
Battalion: Vengeance
I will not give this the dignity of calling it a sequel.
Skull Kid
Jan. 18, 2010
I was like 10 when I first played this o_O
A Knight's Story 2
Jan. 17, 2010
Did You Know? DISASTERBATION IS BRINGING BACK DID YOU KNOWS AND NO-ONE CAN STOP ME
Dream World
Why do I have to kill the trout? It's SMILING at me goddammit.
Enigmata
Jan. 13, 2010
The tragedy of flashy visuals wasted on a crappy game.
I'm Level 8 Prestige.
Amorphous+
@TheLostAngel: The hazard suit is passive, and will only activate when you walk over something rather nasty. Stop breaking your A key.
WhiteboardWar: ChopRaider
Jan. 12, 2010
This is actually damn well written. Watch out you don't get tray marshaled.
Did You Know? That I'm so cold and alone in the world I feel like blowing my brains out with a shotgun?
Starlight
Jan. 09, 2010
This is some pretty badass rendering.
Jan. 08, 2010
Did You Know? What it's like to dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
Weapon
Hey Archam. Shut up.
Jan. 01, 2010
Piplup does not understand the concept of idle games.
Dec. 26, 2009
Why the hell am I defending a Sikorsky that's clearly totalled? Sentimental value?
You Have To Defecate Upon King Bhumibol
Dec. 23, 2009
This game made me wiki Bhumibol. Turns out he's actually a total badass. I feel kinda bad for shitting on him.
Dec. 22, 2009
I will defecate on who I please.
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