tip of the day: War is not.. Soldier interupts: Why the fuc do you keep saying tell my why it isnt fair? tip guy:It"s not fair because if you die ur wife goes with another guy and the other guy fucs her.Soldier:fuk i hope i dont die im married! 1 hour later... soldier:damn my wife is gunna get fuced by another guy i didnt even get to have sex with her. :( the end