I'd love to camp there. Not because the food will be frozen and remelted, set on fire, smashed, and almost stolen, because that doesn't matter. What matters is that it smoked at least 20 people in the head when it got here and I appreciate that. A burger that can pull its own weight.
This game is horribly unrealistic. Once everything is shut down you can't do anything, except for just wait until all your regions die off and wait until they ship the vaccine. Storms/earthquakes/floods/other events do NOTHING, Madagascar's port doesn't send ships off or accept them EVER, the only way to infect it is through luck of starting with it, and closures trigger too soon in the game. (Everything in the whole country closed all at once? I think not...) Because of the closures and country events the news scrolls by too fast and it's impossible to tell if your virus has infected any other regions. Apparently visibility has no meaning in this game (Ex. Heart Failure triggers no visibility, still know it's there right from the beginning.) I hope for the best and wait for Pandemic III for it to make more sense, possibly making storms and other events useful and help with infecting.
This seems too much like a grinding game, I mean in order to get a decent toy/soap you have to grind up 300+ to buy it. (+3? Really?)
The prices aren't newbie friendly at all.
Also, when a critter levels up they should get maxed stam+happiness/health as a reward for your critter's hard work and life-risking fights to get levels.
That is all.
Since the game has no description on how to play, here's how to play:
Press P for pause
You can upgrade, heal your dragon and mercs with your health packs and train your soldiers.
It costs 1000 gold for each repair and upgrade from the builder.
It costs 2000 gold for each merc upgrade.
You can also fix from the pause menu too. It costs 1000 gold.
This game is so buggy, takes too long to upgrade, you can only play for like 10 minutes at a time, shiny is way too expensive, annoying pop ups, too easy to be farmed, takes too much shiny.
Sorry, double-post. Char. max didn't let me finish last comment.
Don't forget to buy any bugs you can from private sellers, and use the sell list to store your bugs by putting them up for ridiculous prices! :D
Guide: First, put all the apples in the tank. Buy a toy and put it near the apples (apples should be in a neat little pile anywhere in the tank) Pay attention to your bug's hunger and drag them to the apple pile to make them eat. Do not keep them at the pile though, letting them walk around in your tank increases their health, but raises their hunger, so only let them walk around for a set amount of time before putting them back on the pile. The bug list is your biggest tool for getting the ultimate bug. Breed your starter beetles, and always keep the ones you get if they're different from your starter ones. You need ALL the species of bugs to get the last one. Sell any bug that is the same as your starters, and buy more apples and toys. DO NOT buy melons, grapes or any of that stuff unless you have extra money. Apples is the MOST important food there, and the cheapest.
Scientist: We've discovered a disease that doesn't do anything and has no symptoms, what would you guys do?
World leaders: SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING! THIS IS SERIOUS! IT HAS NO SYMPTOMS IT COULD BE AN ENEMY PLOT! HAND OUT WATER! HUNT DOWN ALL THE SQUIRRELS! THIS IS THE END, EVERYONE!
Too much bugs. On a fight with that annoying flower thing, its health went to -9 and I couldn't do ANYTHING until I died. Poison does too much damage, slow is too powerful, power down barely does anything, and I want the annoying flower thing or a pumpkin thing instead of that caveman.
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