After raping my keyboard and motorbike for half an hour(With the arrow keys and D)... I got out of the ramp I was stuck in. Game needs more control, on how to get out of sticky situations like mine. Yes, I know about the 'Restart' button, but sometimes I don't want to restart. Especially after I got far. Also add badges and HATS! WE WANT HATS! 4/5* for me.
Just for people to know, when you buy the upgrade with the ? in it, it turns you into a turtle from, Turtle Toss, at a random height/distance.
Add + so people could see!
I can't buy anything with diamonds unless I buy, "Kreds". I'm mad now :( Good game but not my favorite. Sure go ahead and hate me, i'm sorry i'm a person with opinions. 2/5
Just a helpful tip(in my opinion). After you start going fast(50+) just hold down the jump, I get 10,000+ just holding it down. Add - if it helped! LOL
If you're going for score not distance for the first 1000m double or triple jump on rails and try to land tons o perfects. When you start going fast just make sure when there is a small rail jump a bit before the edge(this will ensure your safe landing). Add + so people can see.
I'm flying and BOOM! what?! aww, it's a flying spike? woah, wait the turtle can survive giant flying birds, being on fire, and a huge chainsaw smacking cyborg called "dad" but a teensy weensy little spike on a baloon will kill him?! anyways, 5/5* as I said before.
Wow, I am really bad... Osama Bin Laden is 20,000 points(score) I get about 12,000-16,000 per game with TankMan who gives a 5,000 points head start. Since I was a "Grammar Nazi" add +.
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REALLY? take this game off Kongregate. ban this person too, also thumbs up to bloodranblk "wtf" so true
BE A FARMER.
ok click soil, after layer of soil put seed on top (1 only)
water with water (fail)
watch flower grow.
add more seeds repeat.
put bees, CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE NOW RANK 2 FARMER!