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Astrox
Jul. 11, 2014
Rating: 1
I swear I'm playing single player EVE right now.
Wake Up the Box 4
Jun. 18, 2012
Rating: 6
I have to DRAW the objects? Time to bring out the tablet...
New Star Soccer
Apr. 08, 2012
Rating: 4
Girlfriend gives to charities, boss hates you. WHY CAN'T PEOPLE BE NICE DAMMIT.
Apr. 07, 2012
Arrive in a private jet wearing a designer suit, and they comment on your watch. Are watches just that rare in life?
Innkeeper
Rating: 3
Hipster: "They don't have my favorite amenities on the first floor" Me: "YOU'RE A HIPSTER, YOU LIKE RETARDED THINGS."
Apr. 03, 2012
I wish I could live where a private jet cost as much as a cottage.
Super Energy Apocalypse : RECYCLED!
Mar. 25, 2012
Rating: -3
I run out of energy and food, so for the next five minutes I had to press R non-stop.
Super Samurai Sweeper
Feb. 21, 2012
Unless they are really excited to be hurt for 10 points, I'm doing 3,628,800 points of damage on average. These guys must be really strong.
Seven Deadly Sins
Feb. 17, 2012
Rating: 2
Pineapple for Little Nicky reference. Hah.
This is the Only Level 3
Feb. 08, 2012
Rating: -10
If you can't get the snake level, just refresh the page and it should work.
Cuboy: Cubeture 2
Jan. 28, 2012
I've never seen a man so disappointed about not getting to kill someone.
Chuck the Sheep
Jan. 21, 2012
I had to roll the last 1,000 feet to make it...
ClueSweeper
Jan. 18, 2012
Rating: 7
"The murderer is left-handed." Everyone is left-handed...
All That Matters
Jan. 14, 2012
Rating: -8
SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF THE GAME! BLAH BLAH BLAHBLITTY BLAH. Stop ruining the end of the game, yet mair.
Sierra 7
Dec. 19, 2011
Rating: 10
"Not bad, Sierra, not bad at all." As it says MISSION FAILED.
Hanna in a Choppa
Dec. 18, 2011
YAY FOR WORLD OF GOO REFERENCE.
Bunny Flags
Dec. 17, 2011
Rating: -1
Level 20 yet I apparently don't have the easy badge. Hmmm.....
IndestructoTank! AE
70 combo, would've leveled up and gotten the solo star medal, but tanks obviously explode in mid-air when they run out of fuel.
Theme Hotel
Dec. 14, 2011
"Very long lines in internet room." As there are multiple internet rooms and only one person is using it.
Obey the Game
Dec. 11, 2011
Rating: 31
DISOBEY. But I'm already dead.
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