Every time the game has a random lag spike (because it's loading I guess), I fall off the wall. Makes later levels kind of unplayable :|
REALLY nice game, though. Maybe this problem is limited to me.
You are the sole employee of a barely-surviving burger joint in the most asshole town ever, where everybody inspects their burger for the slightest blemish and takes four hours to order. Damn.
I mashed the arrow keys alternately as fast as I damn well could, and I can mash buttons at a pretty good speed. The door kept closing super fast. Wtf?
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You should explain that picking up weapons replaces the ones you have, I accidentally replaced my effing shotgun and then died because melee weapons suck -.-
The game punishes you for going fast... you can only listen to the completely bitching music if you go slow enough that his flipping headphones don't fly off. Please please please put a toggle on the stupid headphones.
The only computers I've ever used are Windows, and they've worked perfectly. If something (rarely) goes wrong, I FIX IT. Wow! Fixing things yourself! Who would have thought!
Who the hell makes a "relaxing" shooter game? This is the slowest, most boring game I've ever played, I swear it's been half an hour and I'm only through 3 levels. Screw this @#!&ing card.
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