and this isn't a puzzler. a puzzler requires thought. most of these levels you just follow the little plus signs and arrows until it's over. at least make us think please.
this is both poorly written and without real message. i'm really sick of people programming internet "games" and pretending to be artists and philosophers.
why hasn't anyone submitted anything GOOD? people who finished the freakin' SHOOTORIAL are going to win a thousand bucks. this is disgraceful to flash gaming.
i have three objections to this game: 1) it's H1N1, not swine flu, that's going through the states. 2) H1N1 is non-lethal, and unless it mutates, it's just a bad cold. 3) this game just perpetuates the stupid notion that "swine flu" is going to become some sort of global crisis. the regular strand of flu kills 80,000 people a year. it's unclear if H1N1 has caused any deaths on its own. straight nonsense is what this game is.
possibly the worst game on kongregate. it doesn't make any sense and isn't funny either. let me save you two minutes of your life: you can't get the chocolate. Kongregate needs a "report retarded game" button simply for crap like this.
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