Here's all the possible solutions
***SPOILERS***
Solutions
1) Put the box outside, thaw the turtle in the oven
2) Use the poetry book then take the turtle out the box
3) Drill some holes in the box then fill it with beer
4) Cut the box in half and then use the cardboard and tape
Killing methods
1) Freeze it
2) Put it in a box and send it (after saving the turtle)
3) Throw it out the bedroom window (after saving the turtle)
Deaths
1) Open the box
2) Fail during poetry reading
3) Fail during the arrow game (after freezing)
4) Cut the box in half then leave the screen
5) Cut the box in half and use the cardboard but forget to tape then leave the screen
6) Put the turtle in the microwave
Success - surgery complete, you now have a new heart rolling around in your chest cavity, not to mention without your lungs and ribcage you have a much lower BMI and thus are a healthy individual. Next!
got to year 3 and bored now it's just the same, too easy, once i realized you could sell before they hit lvl 30 lol. Just sell the flavour of the month and give them good weapons and a few level ups. 8 - 15 seems to be a good money point without too much outlay. Make a hard difficulty with higher fame requirements would be good
Why are people compaining it takes ages to buy stuff, get your timing right and you'll gain $200 - $1000 just for the take off. Then get the first two air tricks, and by day 10 you should have superman and in-out and you'll be netting 5000 a day if you get them all in a combo as it multiplies up. The end bosses were a suprise!!
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