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Raze 2	Apr. 08, 2012 Rating: 8 @Dariush: It's not that the game is slow, it's your computer that's taking too long. At least play the game because in my opinion, it's one of the best games on Kongregate. Besides, why would you want to mute it? The music is freaking EPIC!!!
Decision	Mar. 24, 2012 Rating: 2 @ArgusLowell: The game isn't named after story based decisions, but when it says at the beginning in his journal "This is my decision"
Focus	Mar. 11, 2012 Rating: -9 I'm sorry to be that one jerk on the internet, but I never found myself stuck on anything for more than 3 or 4 lives (and yes I was playing on insane).
Zombies, Inc.	Feb. 26, 2012 Rating: 3 A zombie tripped over a curb and died. You suffered 0 casualties!
Mardi Gras Mayhem	Feb. 20, 2012 Rating: 13 How come I never get this much money by jumping around like an idiot at Mardi Gras.
Raze	Feb. 20, 2012 Rating: 4 The Alien Commander killed himself by stepping in a pool of acid. I'm a hero!
Mardi Gras Mayhem	Feb. 18, 2012 Rating: -8 Red Bull=Red Bison Red Bison=M. Bison M. Bison=Psycho Energy Red Bull= Lots Of Energy Oh, dear god.
Ultimate Crab Battle	Dec. 10, 2011 Rating: 1 GIANT ENEMY CRAB!
Raze 2	Dec. 03, 2011 Rating: 18 To anyone and everyone suggesting multiplayer: save your breath. AddisoR and JuiceTin have confirmed that multiplayer will be in Raze 3. They WILL NOT add it as a patch to Raze 2.
Raze 2	Dec. 02, 2011 Rating: 2369 Congratulations, JuiceTin and AddisonR. You have taken my favorite Flash Game and made it better. I applaud you from the bottom of my heart.
ClueSweeper	Nov. 11, 2011 Rating: 9 OBJECTION!
Crunchball 3000	Nov. 05, 2011 Rating: -6 + if you made a team entirely out of Chuck Norrises
The Last Stand	Oct. 09, 2011 Rating: 44 My 1st survivor: an old man. My 2nd survivor: An old lady. These old people have the whole "surviving the apocalypse" thing down.
Hood Episode 1	Oct. 09, 2011 Rating: 2 @Desilude: You can find a candle on the top right corner of the fireplace in the rich guy's house (the one with the drunk guy behind it).
Babies Dream of Dead Worlds	Jul. 25, 2011 Rating: 11 An artistic game that made me think about life. I love the flight mechanics. The only set of levels I never really cared for were the coin levels.
Half-Life 2	Jul. 18, 2011 Rating: 8 Me 2 minutes ago: Sweet! Half-Life! Me Now: Why God!?
Wish Upon a Star	Jul. 16, 2011 Rating: 11 When I saw 80% of the top rated comments mention the ending, I was wondering what made it so special. Then I got to the ending.
Legend of Zelda: Insurmountable Quiz	Jun. 27, 2011 Rating: 8 I love how the top rated comment has 8 pluses.
Racing Comrade!	Jun. 22, 2011 Rating: 0 In Soviet Russia, race win YOU.
Meat Boy	Jun. 15, 2011 Rating: 15 I think this game legally qualifies as torture.

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