For the ending....
Door 1 - You get to be king (Awesome)
Door 2 - Trapdoor instead of Teleporter (Bad ending)
Door 3 - Back in time to the very start of the game.
Omg the bartenders face is priceless when you do what "Kylles" said.
(He said: "3/4 of vodka, then egal of Lime/Cramberry/Triple sec and just before it was full, give some ice, then, shake for 2seconds, limon slices") xD
Dear citizens of the world, due to an evil Batman I had to destroy everything and everyone. Sorry.
Signed, that hero who kinda saved the world but destroyed it at the same time.