I somehow found myself trapped in a small box with a mouse icon outside the right wall. I'm unable to leave no matter how many times I move back and forth. Something tells me I went down a path I wasn't supposed to find...
As plenty of persons have already pointed out, this newest installment has a lot more problems than the other two chapters of the Burrito Bison saga. Here's a list of things that I think need to be improved in order to make this game decently "badgeable":
1. Lower the prices of all upgrades- It takes at least five launches in order to have enough for a single upgrade, and oftentimes it doesn't even seem like the upgrade itself does anything to improve overall performance. They might as well rename this "Burrito Bison Grinderita".
2. Make the difficulty curve for later unlockable opponents less steep- Because of how expensive upgrades are, it takes forever to upgrade opponents so that they take less time to defeat. On top of that, hitting the opponents isn't all that rewarding unless you K.O them.
3. Bring the quest system back- Quests were a great way to earn extra money. It would make the high prices a bit more tolerable.
4. Allow piñatas to be upgradable in the same way as other special gummies- Players would be more willing to endure ads if they knew they could easily upgrade the rewards. Just allow Kred exchanges for extra cash like last time, that is if you absolutely must have Kred exchanges.
5. Allow players to pick their launcher to suit their personal preference- The addition of other launchers is a nice change, but I think players would be more inclined to play if they could choose instead of being forced to switch after every launch.
6. Make it easier for launchers to gain altitude- I still have yet to go anywhere near the top of the sky after many, many upgrades have been bought. Is it even possible to perform a sweet impact in this game? I suppose only the most insane players will find out, unless something is done to fix this.
This game has plenty of creative new ideas, but they are executed very poorly. I kinda feel bad for the contest winners who have their names permanently attached to the game's credits. It makes me wonder if that eternal 2x bonus is the only thing that can make current gameplay any faster...
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That's a remix of the Mysterious Figure theme from Kingdom Hearts: Birth From Sleep.
Not saying it's bad music, but seems like an odd choice for a game about eating turtles...
I stuck my face in a paper shredder and died...but that was only after I blowtorched myself, stabbed myself with a pair of scissors, smacked myself with multiple staplers, exploded the microwave while standing in front of it, got whacked as a pinata several times, got punched by a holy fist from above, and got pummeled by a wrestler.
Out of all the wins I've had so far, only one of them was one that I was responsible for. Every other win was because my opponent did something stupid...
Not that I really care how they happened. It just made obtaining this badge so much easier!
I somehow managed to get to the blacksmith's boat before battling the island beast by forcing myself off to the left of the set water path.
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I actually got to Glitch through a glitch.
I found that even if you go over the 100 ball limit, you can work your way around it and continue to play by quickly clicking until you bring the ball count back down. Course, this has its downsides as well. I got so frustrated that I just started clicking randomly nonstop, and...now the ball count is over 1000 and causing some serious lag.
Um…has anyone else noticed that most of these creature cards show images of SPORE creations? You know, that evolution series by EA Games from 2008 or so? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, they certainly look great compared to other creations I've seen in the past…oh, and I love the Tremors reference with the Graboids and Shriekers.
The only thing I don't like about this game is that the complete list of achievements isn't available to scroll through. I mean, there have been several occasions where a new objective pops up that I already completed earlier, and then somehow I can't seem to repeat it in order to actually gain the achievement!
Sure, you can buy your way out I guess, but I don't like using cop-outs...
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