wife: THANK GOD YOU CAME TO RESCUE M.. Me: I DIDN'T COME HERE TO RESCUE YOU! I came to rescue my friend bob. -bob waves his hand- Wife: b-but Me: you made me go from city to city to go to a hospital, FILLED TO THE RIM WITH ZOMBIES! WHAT IN THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?! I DIED SEVERAL TIMES AND USED MY MAGICAL WIZARD POWERS TO HEAL MYSELF! so don't even start with me -walks out with bob- thats the game in a nutshell to me :3
dumb ways to die 101: sprinting into a hoard of badguys with the bull ability, hitting a cart full of explosive barrels thinking you won't die. finale of all of them running into a huge fight of trolls with a knife.
Beth: oh bob I'm so glad you came.
Bob: woah woah, do you know all the bull sh!t I had to go through? You couldve stayed at home, but noooooo. You had to go help at the hospital, get sent to the stadium, get relocated to here, And now your bitten by a zombie?
Beth: but, but....
Bob: NO FKING BUTS. Were done beth youve made me go on this dam adventure just to find you and figure out that the boats are blown up and were stuck here forever. This is all your fault!
this has to be the most interactive zombie survival game. It took me a while to find that paper you. know when you gotta help an old guy find out about his wife and the hazmat guys shoot at you? yea that one :3
(im kinda referencing this from minecraft) what if u could enchant your stuff so it does more damage o_O by now i would have like the master sword from legend of zelda XD