"You have been disconnected from Kongregate's chat & score submission servers." Tried a different browser. Even tried a different machine. Something buggy here.
You talk too much, and on top of that, you demand focus so I can't even check my Discord while you're talking talking talking wall of text that I won't bother to read. Bad behavior, game.
The money-grabbing, fun-eating, grift-tastic advertisement on display is nowhere as clear as when a SPECIAL OFFER! counts down until blinks "0:00" and then keeps blinking that for quite a while in an attempt to get me to buy, buy, BUY! Nah, you're not getting my kreds with that mindset. 1 star for getting greedy.
This whole car must be made out of rubber and bamboo, because when I crashed and fell off it, it spun four times in the air, hit the ground, and bounced far enough up to spin around two more times.
It's funny how the default 'car' is so heavy it can't go up a hard slope without a running start, but also so light that it can flip over in the gently rolling first 60m of the first track if you don't lean to compensate. Did I say "funny"? I meant "bloody stupid and annoying".
WARNING: The speed upgrade frequently makes the game worse. You cover more game distance, but you don't move around the screen any faster, and ammo boxes fly by faster giving you less time to pick them up.
Protip: If you hold down right arrow key and click outside of game window, it will lose focus and "remember" the right arrow to keep moving even if you let go.
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