Too much loading, then it just loads a loading screen for more loading, then it demands I read two other documents before I'm allowed to play. One star, congratulations on managing to piss me off before the game started!
This game excellently embodies the spirit of "Rub everything on everything else until you guess what the designer had in mind". Take key so that I can unlock drawer? Nope. Drag bits of dog poop around to create elixir that I feed to a painting? Yep!
This "I will railroad you into doing a bad thing, then yell at you for doing a bad thing" is less than impressive. Kazemi did it better: http://tinysubversions.com/game/ywhtwt/
Papa's Copy-Pasteria deserves 1 star on every single game henceforth for "not a game". They're all a single game with ten reskins pretending to be ten games.
Omeka: There's no reset, but there's no need to restart either. You can just earn more money. You can get to all the levels without needing all the upgrades.
I seem stuck. I keep coming in 7th of 8 on the Patriotic Race, I have over 3000 worthless capitalist inequality-tokens, and there are no more contracts to sign for better training or stuff.
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