Dear Santa,
I just wanted to say I owe you a favour for giving me that awesome Huge Stack Of Presents and helping me through Failing At Life. Your kind words will never fail me: 'Ho Ho Ho!.' Those were such amazing, wonderful words and they will stick with me for all of time. Well that, plus, it was just really great to get that Huge Stack Of Presents.
All your base are belong to me,
- Random Noob
When the outbreak occured, OinkPig was outside of one of the city of ZombieTown's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a Canoo came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least Negative Pi people. OinkPig was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the Canoo. Then, as if in a dream, Owl City came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her Scarf, drenching it. Before OinkPig could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the Canoo, Owl City sunk her teeth into his Really Itchy Bruise. He had put up a Owl City poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the Marble his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification.
once upon a time 2 boys lived in a hut and a girl in a castle. when they grew up the boy went psycho and captured the other boy. the girl stabbed him. in the end, the gurl and the boy fell in love but they were ever on different sides of the psycho's tombstone.
how to make the boys gay: boys in castle girl in barren wasteland, one boy in cage the other boy a knight who stabs the psycho girl wizard, and there you go.
once upon a time there were 2 people a guy and a girl and they lived on top of a hut. and there was a guy who lived between the castle and the barren wasteland and that guy turned into a psycho wizard and killed the guys who lived on top of a hut in a magic ritual to attract satan. the girl and the guy's tombstones were worshipped by more psycho wizards 'cause the ritual turned everyone into a psycho wizard happily ever after.
why is there all this stupid movie crap? how to train your dragon is a book. and not a very popular one. i hate it when books get made into movies. and from what i saw it's much worse, and 3D like every single thing is nowadays.