stop hating on justin. the game is fine- I just actually *like* crappy pop music. Thanks, I'm entitled to my opinions, so are you, now please shut up. Bossman's right.
uhh, factory is easy. guide to last part: forward, lowr black, back, upper black. jump forward. go forward quick, but be careful to slow down before you get hit. go carefully, then go forward as fast as you can. done! (yes, i know this is no help.)
Once upon a time a girl lived in a palace, while a guy lived on the palace grounds but he was still unhappy. another guy was also unhappy. The unhappy guy who lived in the palace gre up to be a wizard who got stabbed by accident by the girl knight. the poor unhappy person got put in a cage for no good reason. Then they fell in love and sat on a bouncy castle until they found out the poor boy was gay. This realization caused the princess to explode.
~the end~
Me:
will i punch you?
God:
The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
do you want me to punch you?
God:
No, maybe later.
Me:
how soon is later?
God:
What is it to you.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
*punch*
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you. you have been totally punched. except you havnt.
God:
Me is my favorite subject. I will tell my botmaster you said I am punched. Do you mind if I tell other people: you said I havnt.
Oh gee, can't you see, just how weak is me.
Oh my, can't deny, just how ugly am I.
I am the best, oh yes, at being the worst in the world;
And no, you can't show, a critter more cowardly.
And wise, yes that's I, wiser than that goldfish.
So yes, I must attest, to being the best in the molecule.
Last we heard from our brave murderer he had set off on an adventure of sucky proportions. Claiming he could do anything without his silly (yet trusty) inanimate object The Nameless One, he charged into the day like a crazed Domestic Dog. The brave murderer found several unsuspecting Awesome righteous monks whos day he intended to ruin when he mistakingly was doing really well. Well the brave murderer did what any respecting hero would do, he called for his trusty object The Nameless One momentarily forgetting that he was no longer at his side.
After a moment's hesitation, and frankly some embarassing laughter from his foes, the brave murderer gathered his wits and ran into a more dangerous postion. When the Awesome righteous monks saw this, they did unchickenly things. Thoroughly pleased with himself, the brave murderer turned back to tell his sucky object of his heroic solo adventures, when suddenly He killed all the enemies! What will our hero do? Will he be as lucky this time!?
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