A pac man ripoff.... only with cows... and absolutely the worst sentence structure ever.... "Here in the farm, it founds some tasty snack...." ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
Well relatively it is fun. I can think of 10 games posted today alone that are less fun that watching a game not load. (*cough* any dress up game *cough*) And the lack of graphics on this game beats the graphics that many have to offer (*cough cough* most TD games posted recently *cough cough*)
I'm just sayin...
I'll save you all the trouble of playing it. You can pay nothing and play a boring demo. Or you can pay the developer and play a boring full version. YAWN....
PRESS RELEASE: Kill Benja, called by some gamers "The worst game I've ever seen or dreamed about", was released on Kongregate today. And the gaming world wept. Noodleman999, the man allegedly behind this atrocity, hasn't left his mother's basement since. Authorities are investigating
Those who are fit and into soccer play the game. Those who are morbidly obese and couldn't get off the couch to kick a soccer ball if it had a box full of cheesy poofs in it, play this nonsense.
Apparently, faithful "application developer" couldn't even get his facts straight.
PSSSST..... If you're going to make an uninspired, worthless, and visually unappealing quiz "game", at least make one about something someone cares about...
Do you want to play only one level? Do you want to see only the worst graphics in history? Do you want to experience no storyline whatsoever? If so.. then play Aircraft Dodger Beta 1.5. Its like Aircraft Dodger Beta 1.0, only it made it on to Kongregate
Lame games: Episode I
The Epic Cowboy Menace
Long ago... in a mother's basement far away...[cue instrumental music and scrolling text]
a lone and unbathed wannabe game developer struggled against all that is good and decent.
How could he gain that elusive "D"?
Pedophillic dress up "games"? Done to death.
Regurgitated td games? Too many to merit notice.
Quiz games? Too many words to type.
Then he found it. A vision came to him.
This is that vision. View in terror, gaming world, as badplanman8 presents.. Epic Cowboy... the story of fail....
Thirteen year old, overall wearing boys everywhere were saying...
"gehuh... i thinked i wuz gunna see billy ray cyrus nekid! What is this?"
Just when I think I've seen the worst concept ever, you go and make something else....
The reviews are in....
"If you play just one game this year...make it something else" --Ebert
"The worst animation since South Park" --PC Gamer news
"What the f*** is this?" --Flash games today
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