Guy: I just got shot in the leg! Someone help me!!!
Random bystander: Is anyone a doctor?
Me: Don't worry guys, I completed all the levels in Dark Cut 2, I got this.
*Everyone runs away*
"The 'prototype' version is not dumbed down" Then update the flash version! It's not fair how the IOS version gets updates, but the flash version doesn't.
There should be a limit on the amount of time the song can be in the "Music" game mode. Maybe about ten minutes or something. Someone submitted a song that is ten hours long and should not be allowed so everyone gets a chance to hear their song.
You lived a good 60 Second Life. Sure, you missed out on a few things. Maybe the things you desired were always just out of reach. Maybe you were undecisive. Nothing to grieve about though.
Love played an important part in your life. You would walk 500 miles and you would walk 500 more. You never had much money. But maybe you didn't care much about it anways. Family and friends, both played big roles in your life. You were always fun to be around with. Hobbies, shmobbies. You obviously had better things to do in life. Maybe something else enriched your life more than any hobby ever could do.
Well, they're closing borders now. Only one thing to do. BUY ALL THE SYMPTOMS!!! BUY DRUG RESISTICE!!! IF I CAN'T INFECT YOU ALL, I'LL MAKE SURE THE ONES THAT ARE INFECTED DIE A TERIBLE DEATH!!!
Zack2829 is right, you know. I've played alter ego before and the game is similar to this one. Alter Ego is a lot longer than this game so I play this game if I don't feel like playing the same game for a few hours.