Wow! This is just an awesome little game. It has some flaws, but they're not game breaking or anything. It's way too hard for me though, and I can't seem to pass the 5th level. That said, eell done Komix
I can't even imagine the development discussions in this game.
"Hey! Let's make a game where even though you're on a motorcycle you're the slowest thing in the game, and it's hard as hell to avoid any of the boxes. What's more, let's make jumping, only make it pointless. Oh, and even though this game is meant to plug the band, let's not bother to have any of their music in it either! Sure, it'll suck, but we'll add boobies, and say that if anyone doesn't like the game, they must be playing for the other team."
I don't care what your band is like. You, the developer/s of this game are horrible at making flash games. I am too, but you know what? I don't post videos on the internet that I know will suck.
5. The biggest problem the whole time I played this game(other than the 3 seconds to type down the password situation) was level 4. At the beginning of the level, this giant ninja star shoots out of the wall, but doesn't seem to have a set pattern, so you kinda have to hope it'll show up early so you can dodge it quicker. The giant ninja star gets less anoying in the next 2 or so levels it's in, but for level 4, it's right at the beginning of the level, almost guaranteeing that you'll lose at least 3 lives, and even when you pass it, you gotta hope to the high heavens that you'll make it to the checkpoints
3. For the first 4 levels, this game is 90% luck, 10% trial and error. You're guaranteed to die by almost everything in this game unless you know what's killed you before, or you're lucky and somehow make it past areas that you have half of a second to respond to. It got better after level 4 however.
2. The fact that as soon as the password notice at the end of the level shows up, I have like THREE SECONDS to type it down. So far of all the games I've played, this is the first to pull this crap! I even got so excited that I beat the 5th level on the second try that I didn't respond quick enough the password notice. Then the password for 7 had a beyond weird password name(metallloy or something,) which I apparantly typoed somehow, and I was really sick of level 7, and that's where I quit. I should also say that it's really annoying how you're not actually told if you have an incorrect password. It just sorta stays there for some beyonf bizarre reason.
Wow, just...a reallly mixed wow.
I wanna like this game, I REALLY do. I'd actually give it a 4/5. However, there are WAY WAY WAY WAY too many issues plaguing this game. Here are just a few.
1. The random teleport glitch in a lot of the levels. I'm about to jump, when at random I'm teleported to the bottom of the screen.
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Very fun, yet very hard game. This is the 31st game ever put on this site, and as far as those 31 game go, this the best shooter, and it's the 4th best overall, although I haven't beaten more than the third level in this very hard game, even on easy.(1st: Original Fancy pants 2nd: Kogent Knight 3rd: Five Second Fury.)
The idea sounded promising. 30th game ever put on the site, with you going around shooting zombies in stick figure mode. Too bad it's only a "zombie" game where the "zombies" are as fast as you, and are armed with guns that shoot as fast as you can, and can kill you in 2 seconds.
I'll rank this among the worst of the first 30 games every put on the site. total garbage!
Ah, so the 27th game ever put on this site is a target practice game. As far as Target Practice games go, it's decent.
Unfortunately, I'm not a big fan of Target Practice games, so it's pretty boring overall. Like the music though.
In this game, you collect eggs, and you can buy continues when you gather 100 of them, and there are also a lot of life restoreres. I call them life restorers because you really only have one life, and start with about 3 hit points, which when you get hit or whatever, you lose one(and no, there's no 1 second invincibility recover or whatever.). You lose all of those, and unless you have at least 100 eggs, it's game over.
ARound the 4th or 5th level I realized something. When you continue, you only have one life. This like arcades run by bastards is what I'l like to call complete BS on.
My score: 2/5. Jesus True Darkness, why would you do this? It's not like it makes you money! It's like you've decided to be a jerk just for the sake of being a jerk.
Ah, here we go with the 26th game ever put on this site.
This game reminds me of playing the original TMNT arcade machine at arcades where the people that run it are bastards, and make it so you start with a normal amount of lives(as in 3), and for every extra quarter you need to choose to continue the game, you just start with 1 live, and you end up spending twice as many quarters. You still have a good time, but overall you feel severely jipped.
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Wow! The first game on this site with the alien hominid/castle crashers style of gameplay. And a damn good one too. So far I've played every game from this site that was created up to this point, and this is lucky number 25! As far as the first 25 games go, only Fancy Pants World 1 is better! This game deserves badges by far!
There's something to be said about keeping it simple, but this game is just plain bland!
Just play Food Chain instead. It's quite original, and in all its flaws is a lot more fun,.