Wow...just wow.
I feel like I was playing Commando on the NES, if LJN made the game. I especially like how enemies can attack you diagonally, and seem to do so every chance they get, and how there's no recovery time at all, so you can be killed in just 2 seconds.
This game, like fudgum said is considerably better than guppy, but that's not say much as considering that this is the first 16 games ever put on this site(yeah, this is the 16th game ever put on the site) I'd say that Guppy is the worst of the bunch.
What I'm trying to say is that this game as far as bad games go is decent at best.
You release a game that has the exact same gameplay in one day? I don't know if that was intentional or not, but in any case, it was a bad move, and I think I'll just skip this one.
God was that fun. Waaay too long though! (36 levels?!!! Why that many?!!!)
Anyways, despite the long length, this is the 11th title that reached this site, and one of 3 that I recommend playing.(the others being Wrath II, and the truly awesome The Fancy Pants Adventure!)
This game did something I rarely see. A sports game that is anything BUT generic, and a LOT of fun. Thanks Armegalo!
To any that might care: I've been playing a bit of ever game here in the order of when it was released. This is game number 9.
First of all, this game is awesome. Wrath II is may be the first game released on this site that I would recommend to others, but for this...this I wouldn't be surprised if I find it to be the best game released. This in many ways is how a fast paced platformer should be like, it's just so much fun!
However, here's a couple gripes I have.
1. Some platforms near the end of of this game seem to want you to stay on them for around 2 seconds before jumping off them. It's one of many things that made me give up on the hard achievement(As in the 3 minute speed run.) after hours of failure.
2. The Platforming elements, when compared to the sequel seem...kinda unrefined. Sure, I'm comparing it to a sequel, but still, when replaying this game, you might notice it.
However, Like I said, this game is awesome. Check it out, and have fun with the badges.
To me this was the first game to reach this site that I actually consider truly worth playing.
I love how this is a very different type of game. Love how you're god, and therefore immortal, and the object for most of the levels isn't to make it though alive, as you're...well, immortal, and instead you need to cause an extreme amount of gods wrath as quickly as possible.
This game has great, atmospheric music, and I like the look of it. They're actually better than anything than was submitted to this site for its time.(5th oldest game)
Too bad those features don't mean squat to me in a game like this, especially when super bad controls ruin everything.
Honestly man, you should have made a short movie out of this if you couldn't get the controls down. Might have been something that was at least decent.
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