Me:Hey!!!! Civilians! OUT OF MY WAY!do you want to get ran over??!!
Civilian: what? ill go in front of your car beacause im god and i live forever.
-Car comes-
Civilian:see. im still alive.-looks around- i suddenly have a craving for brains and flesh. hey people why are you running from me?im a regular guy not one of those "Things". -looks at self- oh god above! im a Zombie!!!
Other Zombie:you havent noticed? all of us are sad and also have a craving for flesh.all we want is a beer and a home and a family.your lucky that your clean.
civilian/zombie:your right. why dont we go on a walk and chase people for their brains?
Other Zombie:now your talkin!!!
that is what happends when you cross a civilian, a zombie, and a car with people.
ok... "john" in McDonalds i think mac&cheese will be called McCheese.
i think that you should get a girl freind named jenny the button.
team 1 would win. \
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