Today is my birthday. I am two. I can't remember how I first came to arrive in that strange land, or why I attacked the critter that approached me, but it felt good, and that critter was rich! Since that fateful day I've slaughtered over 21 million of the brutes, performing daily raids from my lair in Gehenna. Ancients and demigods bend to my will, and even Outsiders, cursed by their insatiable soul-lust, can't resist the draw of my power. Only one has ever dared to stand in the way of my progress, a wretched and fiery fox-like beast, it was soon destroyed by my divination. And so I go on. I'm coming for you Z.
I'm just 56,600 rubies short of reviving you, Willie the Demigod, who encountered an immortal at level 27. You used your extra life many ascensions ago, and in the end it was a little 8 hour quest for 11-12 rubies that quelled you, and now you must join a noble club of legends.