Every time you add heroes to the game, keep them anonymous in the update log so we can find out who they are. This'd also give you a better chance of making a better story without spoilers.
I has been announced that turtle have become extinct due to one man shoot them out of cannons and shoot them with rockets. In other news, Miley Cyrus has died in a car crush and there will be a party in Austin, Texas.
The holy grail of Records is right here, at this crappy hob-- er, record sanctuary! We get below min-- er, 15$ an hour, call now! You'll reg-, You won't regret it!
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