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Happy Wheels
Sep. 27, 2014
Rating: 1
50% of the thing in the game have been destroyed. Not counting humans, anyway.
Surgeon Simulator 2013
Rating: 0
*Breaks rib cage* uh huh, *drops hammer in bob* He'll be fine.
Earn to Die
Sep. 21, 2014
If only zombie blood was a fuel source.
I Remain
Rating: 7
This person is awfully respectful to the zombies.. I mean, you have a hammer. "NO! YOU HAVE TO NAIL THEM ON. HAMMERS CANT KILL ZOMBIES, YOU IDIOT!"
World Eater Idle
You know stuff got real when a giant cookie explodes
Clicker Heroes
Rating: -4
This game has HORRIBLE Data Stores...
Rating: 5
Ivan:"Sir! We found a treasure chest!" Me:"Ok... open it." Ivan:"It's locked sir!" "Ok, then repeatedly punch it with your fists." Ivan "Duh, sir! Can I have a weapon sir!" Me:"No, being wasted is your weapon."
AdVenture Capitalist
Rating: 4
"Hello kid! I'd like some lemonade." "Yes sir! That'll be 345 decillion dollars!
Idle-Tower
Rating: 2
"Sir! Red... thingies are attacking!" "OH MY GOD!! GET ALL THE WORKERS ON BREAK SO WE CAN PANIC!"
Sep. 20, 2014
*walks by lemonade stand* "Hello! I'd like a glass of lemonade!" "Yes sir! That'll be 4,987 dollars!"
Rating: -3
CPS? No CP/S?
Idle Chop
Rating: 11
What do properties do, anyways?
Planet Running Man: An Incremental Game
No Fat 2014
Earth only had 96 million pop... Looks like someone was here before me
haha that's one way to explain it
Sep. 19, 2014
Rating: -2
Cthulu? Please?
Tug the Table
It just got real: The mini men bonked eachother with a bowling ball.
Soccer Physics
You know it got intense when to goalie has no head.
Penguin Massacre
Sep. 14, 2014
Rating: 3
The only reason he wanted them to die is because he was hungry. Those beaks look like cheese.
Stealing the Diamond
Sep. 09, 2014
I won all da ways. Who knew people had big robots that shoot lazers? Or a Shoop Da Whoop?
Billy the Pilot
Sep. 08, 2014
Seems like all the kids these days carry machine guns and fly in boxes.
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haha that's one way to explain it