God: do you prefer books or TV. Me: porn. God: that king of subject does not interest me. Me: why not? God: I prefer robots. Me: does that mean you like robot porn? God: I like everything about robots. XD
"Mr T. once beat Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation Chuck Norris invented racism" I don't understand that one, how did Chuck Norris lose?
what caused the big bang, chuck norris ran into a wall
what killed the dinosaurs, chuck norris, arnold shwarzenegger, sean connerey, and osama bin laden got into a fight, chuck norris tied to to sean connerey who gained 30 years in the fight, arnold was roundhouse kicked and had to have his face replaced with metal, and osama quit, and was never seen again