My customers really need to get jobs. Seriously, if you have time to wait from sunrise to sunset for just one taco, you gotta get a hobby or something.
I think the reason I like this game (even though I suck at it) is because there is always something to do. You are never left waiting for 5 mins for your building to be finished. Opium is low, buy it up! That port looks risky, should I send a ship? That next shipment is due in 5 weeks already?! I'm never bored with this game.
I always name my team something not intimidating at all, like the herpaderps or the cupcakes or something. I'm sure teams are like, how did we lose 4-0 to the Fairies?