Oh, yeah, it's totally safe to ride a lawnmower through a sprinkler system and then through and electric current. Don't worry, you're riding a death machine, it's completely harmless!
General: Their entire castle is destroyed!
Soldier: WE MUST RETREAT!
General: Why?
Soldier: The Queen is stuck between hundreds of tons of stone, but she's STILL ALIVE!!!
General: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a problem with the agility training birds- It's a simple matter of weight ratios! A 5 ounce bird can't carry a one hundred pound anvil!
(monty python and the holy grail reference)