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Get Off My Lawn

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Jun. 14, 2011

Rating: 0

Oh, yeah, it's totally safe to ride a lawnmower through a sprinkler system and then through and electric current. Don't worry, you're riding a death machine, it's completely harmless!

Get Off My Lawn

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Jun. 14, 2011

Rating: 1

So... Addicting...

Dhp129

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Jun. 13, 2011

Rating: 5

I've always kind of liked this graphic style. It's a nod back to when games were first going 3d.

Mutilate-a-doll

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Jun. 08, 2011

Rating: 2

BLOODWATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Mutilate-a-doll

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Jun. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

*Ahem* Broadsword Cannon. Nuff said.

Sushi Cat 2

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Jun. 08, 2011

Rating: -1

OMG 2nd to last outfit!

Sushi Cat 2

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Jun. 08, 2011

Rating: -1

poor sushi cat, he's so short.

Super Karoshi

Play Super Karoshi

Jun. 05, 2011

Rating: -7

When you're at the secret level, push space. It takes you to a cloudgina with eyes coming out.

Lucky Tower

Play Lucky Tower

Jun. 02, 2011

Rating: -9

Snail+rat=funniest ending yet

Lucky Tower

Play Lucky Tower

Jun. 02, 2011

Rating: 1

alright, sexy man!

Find the Difference 18

Play Find the Difference 18

Jun. 01, 2011

Rating: 1

Hey Podcat, that's what she said!

Robot Wants Puppy

Play Robot Wants Puppy

Jun. 01, 2011

Rating: 1

For the last claw power, i just died and grabbed it while invincible EPIC WIN.

Stick War

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Jun. 01, 2011

Rating: 0

A good way to enhance gameplay is to mute it and listen to "Champions" by Ron Artest while playing.

Stick War

Play Stick War

Jun. 01, 2011

Rating: 3

fuzzytomatokevin, you have made my day. No, you've made my week. Thanks for the update, you rock.

Crush the Castle

Play Crush the Castle

Jun. 01, 2011

Rating: 3

General: Their entire castle is destroyed! Soldier: WE MUST RETREAT! General: Why? Soldier: The Queen is stuck between hundreds of tons of stone, but she's STILL ALIVE!!! General: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

ButtonHunt 2

Play ButtonHunt 2

May. 16, 2011

Rating: 3

I love how the one where you drain the container says Black Mesa Facility AR-4 on the bottom of the container.

Animal RaceWay

Play Animal RaceWay

May. 15, 2011

Rating: 4

I have a problem with the agility training birds- It's a simple matter of weight ratios! A 5 ounce bird can't carry a one hundred pound anvil! (monty python and the holy grail reference)

Animal RaceWay

Play Animal RaceWay

May. 15, 2011

Rating: 1

The agility training floor anvils have unusually large hitboxes...

Animal RaceWay

Play Animal RaceWay

May. 15, 2011

Rating: 6

Character name- Streaky McPuke

Animal RaceWay

Play Animal RaceWay

May. 15, 2011

Rating: -1

Reactions training- the one time lag is acceptable

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