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Bot Arena 3
Apr. 21, 2011
Rating: 2
READ INSTRUCTIONS FOR 20 MINUTES: RAGEQUIT IN 12 SECONDS.
Storm the House 3
Apr. 20, 2011
Rating: -3
I have found the one weakness of the mighty Spartan Warrior. That weakness is the humble and majestic laser cannon.
Rating: -2
they break in the house, and I suddenly die. I think they meant my family died. I can't see how a wall is what keeps me alive...
@ian1000, i believe he means quaker, the earthquake box. Have fun.
I Have 1 Day
Apr. 19, 2011
Rating: 0
@puzzler99, you are a psychic bastard. May I take lessons from you?
Neverending Light
Apr. 18, 2011
Rating: -4
This game is TOTALLY unrealistic. No flashlight battery can stay working for THAT long.
Rating: 15
Thank god! Anabel's alive! HOLY SHIT SHE KILLED IT! YAY! Now we can go home! To the elevator! It's just around this little hole. Here we a- HOLY F**KING SHIT!
Why are the sprites' mud bunnies shiny?
Rating: 1
Guess who just ruined his best pair of pants.
CellCraft
Apr. 16, 2011
Rating: 13
@HyperRaduim88, I convinced my Science teacher to actually do that. Every kid in his class got an A.
Solipskier
Apr. 14, 2011
Rating: 12
10million with a top speed of 110km/hr. I no longer have a face.
Orbital Onslaught
Apr. 13, 2011
Light infantry is for air strikes on your own land.
Splitter Pals
Apr. 12, 2011
I love how when you drop the ball a large distance it stretches out. From Pac-man to crack-man.
Insectonator
Apr. 10, 2011
lvl 29 victory 100%
Electrocuting a nuke will kill you, but nobody knows why.
GET A HEADSHOT ON A WORM. REALIZE WORMS DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE HEADS.
Rating: -1
PIPE BOMB HEADSHOT ON A FLY.
I just got a headshot with a jackboot... Now I have brain in my buttcrack.
Road of the Dead
Rating: 4
I was 6 feet from downtown and my car blew up. Has anyone else gotten to the point where space bar means turn?
Death vs. Monstars
Mar. 20, 2011
You know you have balls when you go for the boss with the default gun and get him half dead.
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