I love how one top comment referring to trolls spawning and glitches spawned this whole chain of people making up irrelevant levels and bosses and complaints, thinking that the randomness or the humor in it was what made it so popular. The trolls refers to chat trolls, so please stop creating these dumb comments about how "level 4 was so hard" or whatever, it makes me and many of the other intelligent users cringe on sight.
Just to prove how intelligent the humans really are, let's see how many of us picked races based upon who had the biggest boobs, eh? Give it a + and we'll see.
"Hello Mr. Blue, we have a job for you." Well, what is it? "It's a security job. You're to walk very slowly around a warehouse, protecting a green man from an assassin who can kill someone silently on contact, and can only be seen with a red light that only goes a few feet in front of your face." Does this assassin have any other talents? "Well, he can run extremely fast, and even turn invisible for a period of time." What happens if I catch him? "you shoot him so that he can respawn back in the warehouse." And what does it pay? "Well I don't know about you're job, but that assassin's got it good."
I never realized how much time I spent on this site, until I looked at the pie chart for the percentage of badges I've earned, and all I can say is, I'm ashamed.
Lieutenant: General, the sea level is rising!
General: Alert, alert! Land on the planet and attack it with missiles, blasters, and milk!
Lieutenant: But sir, how will we be able to sustain this violence?
General: Harvest the natural resources! Rape the environment! Turn ore into milk!!!
day 7... the grey box is becoming more a living thing every day... its feelings... its anger... it won't let me leave. Desperately I try to escape... but it wants me. I am becoming a part of it, slowly, but surely. The inevitability looms over me... I'm still trying to find away out, but every corner cleared of the possibility of escape, devoid of hope, just adds to the depressing the reality that the grey box will be my final resting place. Someone... save me... skrillex, is that you?