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ButtonHunt 2

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May. 16, 2011

Rating: -10

Basketball caption: :D Late last night, I was watching basketball. Not just any old game, mind you, but the championship match we have all been waiting for. The game started off fast, with Tyrone Alto scoring a quick three for his team. Some said after making a said basket he mad an obscene gesture towards Nelson Baja, a smaller player on the other team. Nelson was on his head and was all like, "GRAAA!" To which Tyrone responded "Oh no you di'int!" Tyrone pulled him off his head and punted him into the crowd, specifically into the eager arms of a young boy in section G-12. The boy sold Nelson on Ebay for $625,000 USD. When asked what he would do with the money, the boy replied: "I'ma buy me some popsickles and a dinosaur!" I was so sad to burst his bubble and tell him I had eaten the last remaining dinosaur egg last night with some lemon and potatoes. CONT. PAGE 11 Nice one Achilles 015!!

The Light Temple

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May. 15, 2011

Rating: 2

fireboy sounds exactly like link!!

Clarence's Big Chance

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May. 07, 2011

Rating: 0

If you get near the end and accidentally ate the hamburger and now you are sick, just play well and do everything else right, you can still get the best ending.

Clarence's Big Chance

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May. 06, 2011

Rating: 13

Annoying orange in the kitchen!! :D

The Gun Game

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Apr. 29, 2011

Rating: 9

Would be more realistic if bouncing bullets didn't hurt you.

Penguinz

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Apr. 26, 2011

Rating: 2

IMPORTANT NOTICE: No penguins, eskimos, polar bears, wolves, or birds were harmed in the making of this game

Formula Racer

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Apr. 22, 2011

Rating: 0

Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn’t mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it’s a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post.

Upgrade Complete 2

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Apr. 21, 2011

Rating: 12

Wow that premium content was totally worth it!! :)

Bela Kovacs and The Trail of Blood

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Apr. 13, 2011

Rating: -2

Great. Just what we need. More Vampire Stories. Just kidding. This is a great game

Hands of War 2

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Apr. 12, 2011

Rating: 5

good game and good storyline, but the end doesn't make sense. If you are a guardian and kill all of the black council members, shouldn't your relationship with the Phoenix go down by at least 200 per black council member? Instead its like killing any other enemy, where your relationship only goes down 12 or so. Please rate this comment up so the developer can see this.

Insectonator

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Apr. 08, 2011

Rating: 0

awesome, but lags some.

Insectonator

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Apr. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

pesky grasshoppers.

lint

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Mar. 31, 2011

Rating: 0

Fun, but short and easy. Otherwise, 5/5.

Another Cave Runner

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Mar. 28, 2011

Rating: 3

nice game and a good way to earn achievements

Fantasy University

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Mar. 27, 2011

Rating: 0

I get to see a lot of that potato since this game is really SLOW!

The Final Death Wish

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Mar. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

Congratulation? You kicked ass and totally won?

Reactance

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Mar. 12, 2011

Rating: -6

4.5/5 if only there were a mute button...

Ninja Hamsters vs Robots

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Feb. 25, 2011

Rating: 9

I could definitely see this in a japanese cartoon.

Flagstaff: Chapter One

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Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 1

i like the humorous intro :)

Aliens Kidnapped Betty

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Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 4

I only jump half of the time that i click, sadly...:(

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