*Player goes up to final duelist* Duelist: I'm impressed you made it this far.
Player: Thank you!
Duelist: No seriously, I'm surprised you haven't died of blood loss yet and the knife.
Player: Oh ... Some fat guy gave it to me. I'm going to get my revenge after this duel.
Duelist: Let's just end this right here right now.
*gunshots* *Duelist falls to ground*
Duelist: Impressive. Here ... *hands him a trophy* take this trophy as proof of your victory.
Player: Thank you! I'll take you to my doctor.
Duelist: But ... my face ...
Player: He's also the best plastic surgeon in town.
Duelist: My brain and eyes ...
Player: Best brain and eye surgeon as well.
Duelist: Just take me to him.
*1 week later* *At the fat man's house*
*Door slams open*
Player *Points gun at fat man*: I've come for revenge.
Fat Man: Oh s--- *gun fires*
Player: I think my work here is done.
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