I love these types of puzzles, and I'm glad I can waste my time on game that just has dozens of them (and get actual upgrades too). I don't even mind the broken English!
Papa: Okay guys, I know you're underpaid and overworked. But I've got the solution!
Prudence: Bigger tips? Upgrades paid by the company's expense? Or maybe-
Papa: PRIZE TICKETS!
Cooper: Don't you think it would be a better idea to-
Papa: PRIZE. TICKETS.
I think I'd enjoy a job like this where I got paid based on how many customers I served while wearing certain hats... but I wouldn't enjoy it if I had to spend all of my wages on improving the store itself