citizen: OH MY GOD A FREAKING SHARK IS PULLING OUR PLAIN DOWN WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
captain: -_- oh very fun- *sees shark ripping apart the front of the plain*
OMG WTF!!!!!
News: this is a realy nice day today in Miami the sun is shining the water is bright and OMG WTF A FREAKING SHARK EVERYBODY GET THE F**K OUT OF THIS CITY!!!!