I got to level 4 when I realized that this is from the old Greek of King Midas, who was so greedy he was granted the wish that everything he touches turns to solid gold. He loved his gift, till he ate, the food turned to gold. When he drank, the wine turned to gold. And one day while in the rose garden, he turned his youngest daughter into gold from embracing her.
As soon as i beat the game and got Mel Gibson, I typed this, erased all my computer flash drives, burned my computer, deleted my Myspace, changed my name, and became a transexual, and started working the strip for $15 an hour.