must climb over car" you say, your fried say"why can't you just walk around it?" You reply" cuz' we are in a 2-d platformer DUH!" He then snickers and says"You are DRUNK
after you escape you fall asleep, you wake up on the highway in a bloody truck, you see an officer outside your window, he says "sir? are you aware that you performed more than 300 hit and runs yesterday?" you reply "yes officer, you see, the zombies were trying to eat me and i was driving a rusty old car then a truck, through hordes of them." then the officer asks "sir? have you been drinking?" you then facepalm and say "oh truck, i am never drinking again!"