One time, when I did the comma glitch, I encountered a person named "undefined" that had NaN health and stamina, and could do nothing but sleep. When that happened, he had 0 health, and when he was hit, he instantly died.
I just found out that if you jump at the right moment, you can clear an obstacle that you would regularly have to do a monkey vault with? (This ONLY works for the small ones!)
No matter how hard he tries to destroy the vending machine, even if he had all critical hits, infinite patience, eternal triple damage and a bazillion Deep Impacts at maximum power, he would still not COMPLETELY destroy the vending machine!! What IS it made of????
You know, maybe they really should install a free full version, instead of having to pay cash for the entire experience when the reward you get when you actually complete the game is virtually nothing.